Quit, Professor Higgins
Quit, Professor Higgins!
Hear our plea or payday we will quit, Professor Higgins

Ay not I, O not Ow
Pounding pounding in our brain
Ay not I, O not Ow
Don't say Rine, say Rain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

Again
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
I think she's got it, I think she's got it

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it
Now, once again where does it rain
On the plain! On the plain
And where's that soggy plain
In Spain, In Spain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire
Hurricanes hardly happen

How kind of you to let me come
Now once again, where does it rain
On the plain, On the plain
And where's that blasted plain
In Spain, In Spain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
